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- Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
- Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
- Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
- School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via chaystar)
- night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
- morning of school: nevermind
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crashlearnedthatfromthepizzaman:
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
RUN PIT. YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS.
How does this eggplant start a British vs. American war?
WHO CARES ABOUT BRITAIN OR AMERICA?
IN MÉXICO WE HAVE FUCKING TACOS
what if i had two pencils and ate them
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